May 2013
kouha-ren:
I love how North Korea declared war against everyone and literally no one gives a fuck.
growlithed:
have you ever heard a cute boy giggle its literally life changing
quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
bitcorn:
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
repeating-serenity:
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
Exclamation: Tumblr. + Yahoo! = !! →
tyleroakley:
vh1:
usatoday:
shortformblog:
yahoo:
I’m delighted to announce that we’ve reached an agreement to acquire Tumblr!
We promise not to screw it up. Tumblr is incredibly special and has a great thing going. We will operate Tumblr independently. David Karp will remain CEO. The product roadmap, their team, their wit and…
Note to Yahoo: If you post images in text posts, they...
zeldalise:
oh my god I just realized something okay
so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents
I am actually giving you my two cents in every post
avatargrimes:
jaclcfrost:
chiptunehero:
jaclcfrost:
no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother
peter pot
peter pot the only boy who was higher than peter pan
and this is probably why no one talks about him
peter pot is so high, he neverlands.
ringostarring:
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS...
njena:
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
castiel-is-wonderful:
sionainnlindsay:
castiel-is-wonderful:
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
blandarchist:
i worked at macy’s once and they played an anti-union video during orientation and they talked about union organizers like those school videos from when you were a kid talked about drug dealers. stay away, don’t talk to them, just say no, don’t do unions.
the-vashta-nerada:
superwhoavengelockandme:
the-vashta-nerada:
i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going
like
if i start a show i’m in it until the end
in sickness and in health
till death or discontinuation do us part
man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from
BUT
Glee
oh yeah fuck glee
meladoodle:
A GRILL IS A GRILL THIS IS SURELY SO AND FRIES SHOULD BE FRIES EITHER WAY BUT THIS GRILL IS NOT A HOME THIS IS NOT THE STOVE I KNOW
Watchparalysedbeaver:
The final Stefon sketch from Saturday Night Live.
lecterer:
you know youve got it bad for a pairing when youre reading sexless domestic fanfiction
wartortles:
vinylequalshappiness:
wartortles:
theres nothing jacking off cant fix
Masturbation Addiction.
ok u win this time
samuelshakusky:
we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”
greywardensexual:
DO YOU EVER START LISTENING TO AN AUDIO POST AND THEN START SCROLLING DOWN YOUR DASH JAMMING OUT BUT THEN YOU COME ACROSS ANOTHER AUDIO POST AND YOUR LIKE “oH„„ I WANT TO LISTEN TO THAT ONE TOO” BUT THE OTHER AUDIO POST IS STILL GOING AND IT’S TOO FAR UP YOUR DASH TO BOTHER SCROLLING BACK UP TO PAUSE SO YOUR JUST CAUGHT THERE STARING AT THE POST YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO CAUGHT IN...
gatzzby:
hannahsneakers:
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
#book you threw across the room the hardest
smhexy:
Me no study Me no care Me go marry A millionare If he die Me no cry Me go marry Another guy
anonynaila:
subvertcliche:
mello-dramatic:
Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.
Everyone. I mean it.
THIS IS THE BEST POST
I HAVE EVER SEEN
EVER
they really do mean everyone
jennstarkid:
slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:
rabioheab:
so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what
Absolutely.
It’s a definite yes I think.
joichang:
riddlemetom:
unfollower:
I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden
you push that stroller sassy spiderman!
you fight those bad guys girlfriend!
you...
rabioheab:
so what maybe i have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on plastic surgery to look exactly like lord farquaad from shrek it is none of your business
bobbryars:
raisedyoulikeaphoenix:
bobbryars:
there are people in this world who don’t like fall out boy and i feel that is where we are going wrong as a species
I have in my life though converted people into liking fall out boy.
that makes you like the messiah of emo
ghosteh13:
voice-of-tartarus:
demeaniac:
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain...
earthnation:
earthnation:
lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth
IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH
christinaposabule:
hey wanna hear a joke
well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
orlandobloomers:
wanna know how punk i am??????
*punches a wall*
drive me to the hospital
turtle-perry1:
fuckfuentes:
tony-the-turtle:
tony-the-turtle:
SOMEONE IS BLASTING MEXICAN MUSIC OUTSIDE AND IM ABOUT TO BURN DOWN THEIR HOUSE BC IM WATCHING SUPERNATURAL AND I MUST NOT BE DISTURBED
nOW THEY’RE PLAYING FUKCING DEATHCORE OR SOMETHING WHAT THE FUCK
are you neighbors with pierce the veil
Probably.
