My Little White Lies Have Orange Polka Dots

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May 3

.: Harry Potter is better if you change the word "wand" to "willy" each time you read it.

  • “Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his willy hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”
  • “A magic willy… this was what Harry had been really…

(Source: lizdexia)